Wednesday, April 17, 1991

Soundbiting the News They Feed Us

America cannot stand by and let Saddam Hussein massacre his people -- we reserve that right for ourselves.

If stun guns were outlawed, only outlaws would be cops.

There are no bad policemen, just bad victims.

The People camcorded will never be defeated,

Stalin: socialism in one country. Gorbachev: no socialism, no country.

How many Poles does it take to restore capitalism? One to hold power, ten million to be unemployed.

To incur debt is human. To forgive it, executive privilege.

If I accept capitalism, will they forgive my debts too?

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Tuesday, April 9, 1991

Lessons of the New War Order

Never have so few killed so may with so much.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilanteism.

We would have won in Vietnam too, if we'd all worn yellow ribbons and the enemy hadn't fought back.

The Mother of God beats the Mother of All Wars, when deployed in a Hail Mary play.

Former allies makes the best enemies. Former enemies make the best financial contributors.

Hell hath no fury like a president slipping in the polls.

Americans support just causes -- just the causes, not the consequences.

The Republican Guard is easier to defeat than the Republican party.

You can fool all of the people all of the time.

The world should have listened when Kurt Waldheim met with Saddam and said, "I knew Hitler. I worked with Hitler. And Mr. Hussein, you're no Hitler!"

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